Saturday, February 19, 2011

Useful Advice And Help To Save A Marriage

Not all marriages need saving, but occasionally some of them do. Let's look at a few reasons why it would be possible or even necessary to save a marriage.

Assuming that a spouse (either one it does not matter) has decided to jump on the haystack and roll around in the hay with another, other than you (their spouse / partner). If all my indicators are working properly, this romp in the hay constitutes an affair, does it not? It does. But... If you are to consider the circumstances of such an event, you may quickly be able to establish whether or not your marriage is even worth saving.

If, for example, the affair was premeditated - meaning that it was deviated by your spouse, they planned it - then your spouse is an idiot and you need to give him or her a fair old kick in the pants. If on the other hand, the affair was NOT premeditated, purely accidental, your spouse lost control of all muscular function except for those muscles located you know where and found himself or herself covered in hay almost involuntarily, then maybe you should consider giving them a second chance accompanied by a small kick in the pants just to make yourself feel a little bit better!

You see, a spouse that has cheated accidentally might still be worth keeping around, if not just to mow the lawn or do the washing, because if they are sorry, then you can almost guarantee that they will be a couple of hundred percent more careful in the future.

I hope my light hearted attempt at turning a bad situation into a humorous article that is easy to read does not offend you. Also, if you are at all leaning toward the rebuild my marriage side, then maybe you need to consider finding some outside help to save your marriage.

I wish you luck.

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